Life Advice – For Friday:
… While we take our jobs (and responsibilities) seriously at The Life Writer, we like to have some fun at work also, and especially on Friday.
Which is why I wanted to share some funny Life Advice quotes from boredpanda.com (article link below).
Here They Are.
Life Advice – For Friday:
#1. Southern Driving Tips For Driving On Snow:
“If you rarely drive on snow, just pretend you are taking your grandma to church – and there is a huge platter of biscuits in the back seat, with 2 gallons of sweet tea, in glass pitchers. Your grandma sits next to that tea with her new dress on, holding a crock pot full of gravy.”
Friday Night Activity From Your’s Truly: That’s the upper level of a two level smoker, with way too much sausage on top! 🙂
#2. Weekend Safety Briefing (from an Army base):
– Don’t add to the population
– Don’t subtract from the population
– Stay out of the hospital, the newspaper, and jail
– If you do end up in jail – establish dominance quickly
Too funny – and maybe literal advice for some of the young soldiers. My brother was an Army paratrooper back in the day, and I went to visit him once at Ft. Bragg, which is about 70 miles south of where we live now. I was lucky enough to watch one of Ft. Bragg’s mass parachute drops during that trip, when several hundred paratroopers jumped out of about a dozen big cargo planes. It was very impressive.
#3. Yunosuke Shigeta’s Words of Wisdom (from his high school yearbook):
“Just because you’re trash… doesn’t mean that you can’t do great things in life.
Because it’s called a garbage CAN – not garbage cannot.”
I can’t tell if that a joke, or a Japanese-to-English translation mistake on Yunosuke’s part. But, either way, it’s funny.
#4. Go To Sleep (sign posted outside a business):
“Don’t ever give up on your dreams… Go back to sleep.”
My wife would really appreciate that, because I am a morning person and she is not. I wake up singing some mornings, and she will promptly give me her “death stare” from the pillow. Of course, when I’m ready to fall sleep at 8:00 each night, she is just beginning to fire up: “Let’s start a project!”
#5. Chinese Fortune Cookie (always wise advice):
“… If you eat something, and nobody sees you eat it – then it has no calories.”
I like that ancient wisdom. I used to have a paper route back in the day, and after I “collected” for the first time and realized I had like, $1.35 left over (not bad for a kid back then) I went straight to the corner store and bought 3 things I love: A Twinkie, a Hostess fruit pie (probably cherry) and a Zinger. Yes – I love the sweets. Thank you, fortune cookie!
#6. Life Advice From a 6th Grader (written in cursive):
“As you get older, things will become more lame than before. Nothing will really change, except you. I promise.”
Well said, my man (or gal). And also true.
#7. Message Scrawled Across A School Blackboard:
“… If no one comes back from the future to stop you from what you are doing – how bad can it really be?”
That’s a pretty low bar for determining ethical behavior, but it’s clever and I like it.
#8. Life Advice From a Sweater (printed inside it):
“Washing Instructions: Machine Wash Cold, Do Not Bleach, Turn Inside-Out, No Softeners
Life Instructions: Lawyer Up, Delete Facebook, And Hit The Gym.”
- – – Too funny and too true.
Life Advice – For Friday: I hope you enjoyed it.
Happy Friday!
Here is the funny boredpanda article:
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-life-advice/
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